if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i came on her dog
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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