We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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