even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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