Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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