is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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