Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
