I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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