did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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