What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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