i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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