His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
