Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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