This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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