Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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