No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You ruined the universe
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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