if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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