Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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