we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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