Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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