There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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