I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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