i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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