so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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