So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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