I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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