like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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