Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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