I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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