Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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