her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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