We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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