Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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