Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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