all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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