please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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