Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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