I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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