so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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