I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
My pussy is not your playground.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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