so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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