Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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