That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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