Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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