You can't special order awesome
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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