Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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