So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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