Don't you send me to vm
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
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