Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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