I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
