Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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