My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I wish i was in the wii world.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
